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JeepChick

Long story short my daughter had been given a bedroom suite at her birth from my mother's cousin.  Said cousin is now in the throws of Menopausal Mayhem and I believe slightly insane.  She informed us Thursday night that we had to give it back.  Immediately.  Like Saturday morning.  Her friend just adopted a baby from Russia, and she wants to give her the set.  NOW.  This weekend.  Doesn't care where Sarah sleeps.  I radiate calm and tell her that is just fine.  Then got off the phone and went outside to howl at the moon a bit.


Grrrrrr. 


I roll with the punches life deals me.  Especially those that come from family.  My daughter may have to give up her Bellini set that she adores.... but Mommy knows how to make her forget about that old set..


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Oh yeah!  How'z about a HUGE PINK CASTLE BED BITCHES!  That's a slide people, coming down from the bunk.  Underneath is a play area with shelves (perfect for the kittens!)  She will have her Castle Bunk Bed in two weeks.  She is thrilled.  I am thrilled.  My cousin can go pound sand.

Comments (19)

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SoupNazzi·
She wanted you to return a gift so she could re-gift it?\r \r What a raging bitch!
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jquack·
Now all you need is four singly colored characters to crash it :)
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LB75Player·
That's an awesome bed.
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BalekFekete·
I'd say this is a classic rationale for a cunt punt if I ever heard one.\r \r Nice rebound tho'!
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IamDank·
fuckin commies
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KingBayman·
I would have told her to come pick it up and it would have been destroyed into a million pieces on my front lawn when she got there.
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sjam613·
Boy I sure hope nothing happens to damage it in the meantime. (meant to be a hint on damaging gift)
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char·
That ain't right!\r \r I think I've fallin in love....with that bed! That is so cool. She is sooooooo not going to miss her other bed. +++++1 for Mommy!!!
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Go_Aachmed·
Lol. Freakin hillarious. \"Menopausal Mayhem\" makes some chicks go completely insane. My aunt went totally bats. She was convinced that my uncle was cheating on her. To tell ya the truth, at that moment in time, I wouldn't have blamed him. What a fruit cake she turned into. \r \r Now I'm worried about how crazy my wife will get. Her pms is off the chain as it is. God give me strength.
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J-Cat·
holy shit. where can I get that bed? but ya: asking for a gift back to re gift? that is super nuts...
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JeepChick·
Don't worry, that set smells of old peanut butter and syrup, and has original JeepDaughter portraits in Sharpie on both sides of the Changing table and the back of the rocker. :)
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jackal857·
Where does one find cool beds like that though????\r
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Speedbump·
Just leave out some random blots when she picks it up...
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Caesar·
wow, kidz get all the greatest shit now a days
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RhyoOhki·
That is crazy as hell. That is an awesome bed too, kids have great beds now when I was little we didn't have anything cool. I would have loved to have one of those car beds when I was little
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LtBlarg·
\"Menopausal Mayhem\" ROFL.... although I shouldn't be laughing. I froze last night because my wife was sweating all night and threw all the blankets off the bed. Tonight, she gets the couch......
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kevtek17·
thats one pimp nasty bed.
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CapnHun·
Congratulations on your cool Jeepy. We all have 'those' relatives and I thought you handled it with class. Original JeepDaughter portriats eh? Priceless.
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VenomRudman·
I would have left it in parts on the lawn, told the cousin to come get it or the trash men will and order her never to speak to me again. \r \r And your solution rocks!