JeepChick
Shared on Fri, 10/10/2008 - 09:54Sooooo.... My old boss, well boss of my boss, President of the Company just called me to beg me to return to work for him.
After the initial... HAI! HOWZ UR FAMILY BS.... he jumped right into it. They are hurting so badly.. sales so down.... he really needs his "Money Girl" back.
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Inside voice: Well, dumbass, you shouldn't have left the company in the hands of a self-serving consultant that milked it dry and fired anyone that butted heads with his "Tornado of Pain" sales techinique. I hope you enjoying hopping around in your private plane, spending money like it was your duty. It's pathetic that it took 2 years and millions of dollars in sales losses for you to figure out that you were being duped.
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Outside voice: Oh, I couldn't possibly! I love my job now, and I am really vested in it. I feel like I am really helping my community and I enjoy the laid back atmosphere.
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Damn it felt hella good to say NO to that man.
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