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Another Caption Contest

jquack

Shared on Mon, 09/08/2008 - 19:28

Are you bored with these yet? Be honest.

 

Anyhoo, this caption should from The dude on the toilet or the old lady at the front of the picture. your choice.

 

 

 

Yes, there's carpet in that bathroom....don't ask me why.

Comments

corbin_dallas's picture
Submitted by corbin_dallas on Sat, 04/12/2008 - 08:49
Where's teh anykey????
Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Sat, 04/12/2008 - 09:24
thats a great pick
jquack's picture
Submitted by jquack on Sat, 04/12/2008 - 12:36
good one corbin. Let me help get the ball rolling too. "Thank you for calling Alpo Tech Support. All of our customer support respresentatives are currently being walked, so please stay on the life. To help categorize your issue, please listen to the following instructions. Bark Once if Alpo brand dog food has given you an upset stomache Bark Twice if your master ate too much Alpo and has an upset stomach If this is Garfield, please hang up immediately. Lasanga Flavored Alpo dinner will be available shortly." OR "I've heard tech support could be 'ruff' but this is ridiculous!"
AutumnRocks's picture
Submitted by AutumnRocks on Sat, 04/12/2008 - 16:13
:lol:
AutumnRocks's picture
Submitted by AutumnRocks on Sat, 04/12/2008 - 16:14
For the first time I think I am for lack of words. Shocking, I know...I am going to have to think about this one for a bit.
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Sat, 04/12/2008 - 18:17
Here's one: "The REAL author of the Jericho Files"
jquack's picture
Submitted by jquack on Sat, 04/12/2008 - 18:24
LOL :) Yeah, Buster is my ghost writer :)
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 16:11
"Oh Shit"
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 16:11
Bob was beginning to suspect that the fancypants man in the hardware store was right--the pipe in the bottom really WAS supposed to connect to another pipe.
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 16:12
I hear you on the whiny user issue. today i had someone ask me to resurrect an act database that hasn't been used in more than a year because we don't use act anymore. Stupid fucking users.
SGTDuff's picture
Submitted by SGTDuff on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 16:47
you might be a redneck: if waders or a lantern are part of your shitting attire.
SGTDuff's picture
Submitted by SGTDuff on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 16:53
or Human Nature: even when it's knee high your still compelled to check the bowl.
AutumnRocks's picture
Submitted by AutumnRocks on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 17:05
That is a funny picture! That sucks for that guy! And you can't put out the Jericho Files yet! I don't have time to read them right now!!!! :D
ProvingUnique's picture
Submitted by ProvingUnique on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 17:12
" Oh Sh*t " exactly! lol... where's Rincon, GA ? im from Macon.
DreadPirate75's picture
Submitted by DreadPirate75 on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 19:17
The latest rage in resort hotels: Swim Up Toilets.
AutumnRocks's picture
Submitted by AutumnRocks on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 22:16
@sicrik Oh my god I was dying laughing. I almost fell over when I read that. :D
jquack's picture
Submitted by jquack on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 23:29
MAN! all these captions are freaking classic! This is what I intended this caption contest to be like! SGTDuff, you get the award for making me laugh so hard I almost passed out. :) Lemme see what I can muster up: "Bob looks at this and complains that there's brown water everywhere. Mary looks at this and complains that there's brown water everywhere AND someone left a toilet seat up." women.....
AutumnRocks's picture
Submitted by AutumnRocks on Sun, 09/14/2008 - 17:42
:( I am sorry J. I missed you too!
AutumnRocks's picture
Submitted by AutumnRocks on Thu, 04/17/2008 - 08:21
Hey hey hey...don't start that "women" stuff around me, mister! :lol:
SGTDuff's picture
Submitted by SGTDuff on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 00:27
feverishly typing Sparky was unaware that his human was on to his craigs list postings for a 1/2 pair of socks and partially chewed underwear.
MikeJames's picture
Submitted by MikeJames on Mon, 09/08/2008 - 19:36
Grandma just died and we're about to be rich!
char's picture
Submitted by char on Mon, 09/08/2008 - 21:30
Granny wishing she had used birth control
millfire517's picture
Submitted by millfire517 on Mon, 09/08/2008 - 21:55
shes thinking "if only i had swallowed"
sicrik's picture
Submitted by sicrik on Tue, 09/09/2008 - 02:30
Holidays just haven't been the same since granny died, but we had her stuffed, and its almost like she's still here. And why is there a photoshopped man shitting with his boxers on in the other room?
jquack's picture
Submitted by jquack on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 08:06
Autumn! Good grief where have you been?!

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