Lumberjack Angel

jtgjr007

Shared on Fri, 05/05/2006 - 16:39

So, I wake up in the middle of the night last night to go to the bathroom. I realize that I drank one to many cups of coffee at the banquet we attended last night for my wifes work. I lay back down in in bed and try to go to sleep. Toss... Turn... Roll... Its not happening. Im really starting to regret that coffee. I turn and look at my beautiful, lovely wife. The one who Ive given my life, my love my devotion. I look at the beautiful curves of her face and study the way her hair gently cascades down her cheek. I marvel at how beautiful she is in the lying in the moonlight streaming through the window. One thought comes to mind.How can this beautiful angel, my lovely wife, 

SNORE SO FREAKING LOUD!!!!!!!!!!

Im never going to get any sleep.   

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TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Fri, 05/05/2006 - 17:36
HAHAHAHA, i have the same problem with my wife. I HATE it if i have to pee in the middle of the night. Its ok if i go to sleep first, i can sleep through snoring. But if i wake up and have to try and get back to sleep wtih all that noise, forget about it! At that point i usually start playing with her. Ill take her hair and tickle her nose with it and chuckle at the reactions. Or if her hair is long enough try and drop some in her mouth, thats always fun too.
Zikan's picture
Submitted by Zikan on Fri, 05/05/2006 - 20:16
Gently nudge her for a while until you hear her stirring. Then .... "As long as we are both awake ..." :-) Then you get to sleep afterwards before she starts snoring again.

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