It's hard to be a Klingon

Judo

Shared on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 07:41

Ok. So, this is my first blog post here. I'll be honest, I am not the kind of person that will post all that oftain to a blog. I have a MySpace blog that I have not updated since March '07. But, I will -attempt- to be more dilligent about this blog. Anyhoo, I'll not drone on today about how much work sucked and all the crap that makes Judo sadfaced of late. But, I will share a little something that a close friend of mine linked me to. It's....pretty rediculous, actually.


"COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- A surveillance picture released by police Wednesday afternoon shows a man armed with what appears to be a small Klingon sword, holding up a 7-Eleven convenience store.

That same man robbed another 7-Eleven store store a half-hour later, and remains at large, Colorado Springs police Lt. David Whitlock said.The first robbery was reported at 1:50 a.m., at 145 N Spruce St. The clerk told police a white man in his 20s, wearing a black mask, black jacket, and blue jeans, entered the store with a weapon the clerk recognized from the Star Trek TV series.

The robber demanded money and left with an undisclosed amount. A half hour later, police received a call from a 7-Eleven at 2407 N. U-n-i-o-n Blvd., where a man matching the previous description entered the store with a similar weapon. He also demanded money from the store clerk. The clerk refused and the robber "transported" himself out of the store on foot.Both clerks described the weapon as a Star Trek Klingon-type sword, called a "bat'leth."Neither clerk was injured in the robberies.The Startrek.com Web site describes the Klingon weapon as crescent-shaped and about a yard long. However, the weapon that the man was wielding appears to be smaller than that. The bat'leth has points on both ends, two points in between and a handle on the outside.Police said they don't know if the sword used by the robber was made of metal.Klingons were warlike enemies of the good-guy United Federation of Planets in the original "Star Trek" series but were allies in "Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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The actual story can be seen, complete with a picture, here: http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/18637190/detail.html#-


Discuss.


-Judo

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TheDastard's picture
Submitted by TheDastard on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 07:45
Klingon's can be mean. And hey...anybody know what the 'accident' that Warf won't talk about was? The one that changed their looks from "Original Klingon' to 'TNG Klingon'? :)
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 07:56
I like your banner
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 07:57
so...you like fighters I see. the clan 2old2fight has a fight night every week on thursday nights in SF2 Turbo HD remix. We'd love to have another hadoken throwing SOB in there.
DrTHE0P0LIS's picture
Submitted by DrTHE0P0LIS on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 08:10
I'm calling the Klingon anti-defamation league for your posting of this clearly racist and anti-Klingon story. Racist.
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 08:20
heheh...clingon
Judo's picture
Submitted by Judo on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 08:32
@Gatsu. Toss me an invite when you guys get together. I would love to join. @ATC. I love that X-men banner. I was so happy to find it. One of my many video game gif.s that I would be happy to share with anyone if they are interested. And I am -always- looking for new ones. @Das. I believe it was a virus of some sort that the Klingons(clingons, *snirk*) were working on to be able to spy on the Federation. But, it got out of control and infected 80% of the population of Kronos. And Worf spoke true as they, "don't talk about it to outsiders." That is what I remember from it, anyway. @Theo. You, sir, get the prize. Hahaha.
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 09:27
Ahh, you gotta love news like that....and didn't the Federation ally with the Klingons to defend against the Romulans for TNG? which lead to inter breeding....and thus you have Chief engineer Torres in Voyager....I love how things come together....btw great animation on the background....it's a shame they didn't make a Marvel Vs Capcom 3....that was the only fighting game I liked. Light Punch, Light Punch, forward, light kick, medium punch....awesome....
Judo's picture
Submitted by Judo on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:32
I believe the Shun Goku Shatsu is Jab, Jab, towards, short, fierce. ;) Old school terminology for the win. None of this numbers crap. The Shoryuken is not 623 Heavy punch. It's Toward, down, down-toward, -Fierce- dammit. Yeah!
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Submitted by J-Cat on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 11:48
Yup: it was a virus that made the Klingons all "human-y". They lost their cranial ridges. Teh real reason for hte virus? In "Trouble with Tribbles" (ST:TOS) the cerw meets up with Klingons: just guys with makeup: no ridges. Had to explain that somehow. In Enterprise Captain Archer gets infected with the virus (or something) and he develops cranial ridges. Anyway: that is my nerd credentials... Do I win something?
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Thu, 02/05/2009 - 13:03
yay!!! J-Cat is a nerd!!!

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