Fight club!

Yes, yes I know the first rule of fight club, but this was just too hilarious.  For all those that have participated in fight club, you know that recently, Panos has decided to be a fight club whore.  Well, today in fight club, there were three of us just chilling in the room when Panos decides to fight.
[14:48:59] Panos: !fight !random
[14:48:59] fightbot: Panos starts fighting himself...
[14:48:59] fightbot: Panos punches himself in the throat.
[14:48:59] *** Panos has been kicked from #fightclub by fightbot: You have killed yourself!
[14:48:59] *** Panos has joined #fightclub.
LOL!!!!!!!  I thought I would share since all of you missed it!  Where were you and why werent you in site chat.  :)

Every day I take my dog on a walk since there is a dog park right next to my work.  During the walk, theres this area that has a bunch of bushes.  A black bird with orange little splots next to his neck lives in these bushes.  Usually I let my dog off the leash so he can have his freedom.  Whenever we get to those bushes, he sniffs it and the bird pops out and charges at my dog!  THAT PUNK!  Now everytime I see that bird, I pick up a rock.  Then when we pass by the area and the bird starts charging my dog, I toss the rock at it.  Daddies gotta protect his children right?  Damn punk birds.