2 gray hairs

I'm 2 old 2 play, 2 young to care
2 days ago, I plucked 2 gray hairs
I give a 2 buck tip, when I buy 2 beers
I liked "Goody 2 Shoes" in my wonder years

I got 2 more hours 'til I break for lunch
Had a banana for breakfast cuz I bought a whole bunch
Munch my morning meal while I drive my car
I also had an apple and a protein bar

Get to work, and drink a pot of coffee
If I haven't had a cuppa, better back up off me
If the boss sees me, empty cup in hand
He waits til I get back because he understands

I gotta get started with my caffeine fix
Gotta get me going, get me in the mix
Gotta lotta rhymes that I need to blag
And I gotta Photoshop in my Krazy E tag