blag rant

Please be warned, this blag is just a rant
I tried to keep it in, but I realize I can't
See I'm gonna burst, if I don't let this out
My neighbor down the street, makes me want to shout

"Bah humbug!" you know what I mean
Come on mofo, it's February 18
Time to take down your funkin' Christmas lights
At least turn off the timer so they're dark at night

See my neighbor's neighbor's neighbor, 3 down from me
Has up their Christmas lights, but they have no tree
So it seems they realize that Christmas is gone
But WTF are they doing with their lights still on?!?

You might call me Grinch, or say I've got no Christmas spirit
If so then kiss my a$$, cuz I don't want to hear it
Is it too much to ask? Valentine's already passed
If they're still up on Easter then I'm gonna kick his ass.