Class is in session

I bike, I blag, I use to roll  zig zag,
I shave my nut sack to reduce wind drag
See I decrease my coefficient of friction
And I enunciate well, and have good diction

When I play Pictionary I never lose
And I've never watched an episode of Blue's Clues
I choose my wines by label and price
And I used to own some 20 sided dice

Twice upon a time I rode a moped
Not the kind with two wheels, but that's enough said
Head to the pub every chance I get
And I've never won a Superbowl bet

Get me on the mic and I just won't stop
I hip-hop and drop a lot of wop-bob-a-loo-bop
A wop bam booya, a little dab'll do ya
Class is in session and I'll school ya