happy friday

When I take a break, I eat steak and cake
And I cluck like a chicken when I shake and bake
I shot a tater tot and it was later caught
In the mouth of a gal who thinks Vader's hot

She think's Annakin's just a mannequin
And has a big peace sign on her Vanagon
She likes to ride her bike and fly her kite
She got a big old welt from a spider bite

I never hated her until I dated her
I'd probably give her an 8 if I rated her
But I won't do that, or say she's too fat
and deserves to be alone with her stupid cat

Cuz that might sound mean, I want to keep it clean
Unlike the message I left, on her answer machine
That's all I got to say, 'cept happy Friday
Almost time to XBox with 2old2play