Ice Cream dream

The ice cream man cold passed me by
So I got my BB gun and I shot him in the eye
I ran to the window when he came to a stop
I said, "I want a popsicle", he said "I'm callin' the cops"

Dang, I guess my plan back fired
So I took off running, until I got tired
Then I saw a little kid and I knocked him off his bike
(I got the rhymes I know ya like)

It pissed the kid off, and it made him so mad
That the fricken little Timmie started yellin' for dad
So I peddled his bike as fast as I could
And then I ditched it in the dumpster my neighborhood

The bike hit my neighbor square in the head
He let out a groan so I knew he wasn't dead
So I ran to my car and I split the scene
And headed to the store to get my ice cream