It's Friday y'all

Krazy_E

Shared on Fri, 11/16/2007 - 14:34
It's Friday y'all, time to get my drink on
Breakfast burrito helps to get my stink on
Roach coach lady says she "don't speak no English"
But she makes the mean chorizo which explains my penis shrinkage

Buzzin' like a buzzard, cuz the Red Bull gave me wings
If you laugh it out yer nose, it also kinda stings
Better look out, here comes the Tapatio
Which helps to warm you up, cuando hace frio

Me oh my, I'm a freakin' Friday fool
Lookin like a lunatic, loungin' on a barstool
Buy another round of cerveza for my friends
Then stumble to the dance floor and bust my funky knee bends

Ren and Stimpy got nothin on me
I'm the Happy-Happy Joy-Joy Krazy E
I grab the turret, and I fill 'em full of lead
When I shoot the little Timmies in the head.

Ren-N-Stimpy get the turret

(I dunno, is it NSFW if I use the word penis? Ah well, I flagged it anyway.)

Comments

madwoman's picture
Submitted by madwoman on Mon, 11/19/2007 - 07:42
Nice!
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Fri, 11/16/2007 - 14:38
I like this because you mentioned the Roach Coach!
jasontroyhimself's picture
Submitted by jasontroyhimself on Fri, 11/16/2007 - 14:40
BEST. BLAG. EVER. :-) You've just been added sucka. -J
bear96's picture
Submitted by bear96 on Fri, 11/16/2007 - 15:18
I wonder if Ren still has S-P-A-C-E M-A-D-N-E-S-S! I loved that show. Still have season 1&2 on tape.
supergg2k's picture
Submitted by supergg2k on Sat, 11/17/2007 - 03:02
Every time I read your blag I hear "The New Style" by the Beastie Boys in my head....go figure.

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