Timmie, your mom's a MILF

Timmie, your mom's a MILF, is she single?
Come on I wanna mingle, I can be her Kris Kringle
She can sit on my lap, yeah I'd tap that
And give a present, I'll even empty my fat sack

Timmie, your mom's a MILF, is she home alone?
Put on yer headphones, so you don't hear mommy moan
Pwn, nope I'm too old, I'm too busy
Spinnin' yer mom, makin' her head dizzy

Timmie, your mom's a MILF, can I bang 'er?
Fly my airplane into your mom's hangar
Get my frequent flyer miles, and then I'm outty
Then she'll run and tell your friends mom's about me

Timmie, you're mom's a MILF, and now I'm done
In fact I'm on the run, cuz your dad pulled out a gun
Fun while it lasted, wish you were a bastard
Damn, yer mom is hot, but she ain't worth getting blasted