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The Constant Garter

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Shared on Tue, 05/22/2007 - 13:07
On the way to the podiatrist today to have needles stuck in me, I passed a guy driving with a woman's leg garter hanging from his rear view mirror. I thought this phenomenon had all but vanished in the mid 1990's. Obviously I was much mistaken. The vehicle in question WAS a domestic mini-truck, so that does explain it in at least partial detail.

Can anyone tell me what this symbolizes? It is a tropyhy? Like a rack of antlers on the wall of your den? Is it more like a lucky rabbit's foot? Did the guy find it on the side of the road and is hoping by displaying it in such a prominent fashion that whomever lost it might see and recover it?

Ladies, do your panties moisten when you see such an equipped Ford Ranger roll by you with the Lincoln Park banging out of the carpeted bass tube behind the seats?

Guys, do any of you so adorn your vehicle? Please, I need to understand this.

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microscent's picture
Submitted by microscent on Tue, 05/22/2007 - 13:12
I havn't ever hung one. I hate the obstruction of view and it would distract me. I have no idea the significance, although my mom has hers from her third wedding hanging in her SUV. LOL! Maybe it just means you're married?
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Tue, 05/22/2007 - 13:56
"Ladies, do your panties moisten when you see such an equipped Ford Ranger roll by you with the Licoln Park banging out of the carpeted bass tube behind the seats?" Lol - No. Garters, stuffed animals, baby-on-board signs, mardi gras beads, most bumper-stickers, football flags, airplane wing spoilers, and stickers don't belong on cars. Poor cars haul our fat asses around all day and that's how we treat them.
hilskie's picture
Submitted by hilskie on Tue, 05/22/2007 - 14:25
my car appreciates the stickers I've put on the back window...you know fav bands, percussion stuff...when I add a new one, it plays music a little bit louder than normal.. LOL! All that other stuff tho'...stupid.
Knaab's picture
Submitted by Knaab on Tue, 05/22/2007 - 14:36
I cant stand bumper stickers most of the time. I dont see why people would want to stick something to a 20,000 or more vehicle when all they do is ruin the paint and 90% of the time make you look like an ass....as for the garter, its prom season right now and I know some guys take the garter from their date and hang it for a while. I never did as I too hate the obstruction of my line of sight.
Count-Fartula's picture
Submitted by Count-Fartula on Tue, 05/22/2007 - 14:50
I scored one at the last wedding I attended. It's now hanging on the dorsal fin of the stuffed marlin in the Baltimore Tattoo Museum.
Anonymous's picture
Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Tue, 05/22/2007 - 14:53
It symbolizes the closest he has been to a piece of ass. :)
Kwazy's picture
Submitted by Kwazy on Tue, 05/22/2007 - 15:44
"I scored one at the last wedding I attended. It's now hanging on the dorsal fin of the stuffed marlin in the Baltimore Tattoo Museum." That is so cool. But why is their a stuffed marlin in the Baltimore Tattoo Museum?

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