Da Roundup!

Kwazy

Shared on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 16:26
That must be a relief to Mr. Conduct Report
 
Cost of a Titlist golf ball: $2. 
Nearly getting your arm chewed off because you’re to cheap to say bye-bye to the one you put into a Florida pond: Priceless.
 
Um…good?
 
“Fetuses in a Garage” even worse movie idea than “Snakes on a Plane”
 
That’s what you get when aquarium health classes teach “abstinence-only” Sex Ed
 
Suddenly, steroid abuse in baseball players seems like so much more foolish a thing to have Congressional hearings about.
 
This guy must have lost a bet with God. If Nancy were to have two children from the same man, they’d have to be twins. I don’t think anyone would stick it in her twice. 
 
Hehe…is it a scarlet sign?
 
Oh shit…I hope Dubya doesn’t get wind of this and get any ideas!
 
This one is only included because it’s the #3 story running on FoxNes.com as of 2:06 PM EST today.
 
Again. It’s quite possible he may break Spiro Agnew’s record
 
Somehow making Tom Cruise seem the more sane one to emerge from their nuptial
 
Presence of panda “tramp-stamp” means they’re slutty
 
Prosecuter alleges she used a +4 Bow of Flames to barbecue cable repairman.
 

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