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Kwazy

Shared on Mon, 03/26/2007 - 16:34

Specter: Gonzales has some explaining to do
I’m imagining Arlen saying this in a Ricky Ricardo voice: “Alberto! Tchou got some splainin to do!”

 Guard accused in failed hit on Iraq deputy PM
Guard purportedly asked Deputy PM “Do you come to this bunker often?” Tried to buy her a falafel, but got burka-blocked by
al-Maliki.
 
Florida foreclosures lead nation
Also leads nation in salsa-dancing, screwed up election ballots, and per capita purchases of adult diapers.

Famed brothel Mustang Ranch burns
Clever fireman shouts out as the building erupts into flames, “It burns when I pee!”
Suggest buying them online Aliens…they hate predators.
No it’s not, it’s right here!
Why are they so expensive? Because they’re worth it!
That’s just cold.
I got a theory on this one: It was a baseball team, and the catcher did it!
 
NASA developing new space duds
Garments include crotchless space suits for all that nutty astronaut sex. Provides easy access to the “Zero-G-spot.”
What a shitty idea.
 
Straight talk makes McCain's staff 'insane'
I kind of figured that gay-talk would upset his power base. Huh…shows what I know.

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