Kwazy
Shared on Mon, 03/12/2007 - 18:33Let’s get this one out of the way first, then move onto the frivolity:
Halliburton move has critics howling
Just their critics? The company is moving its headquarters and reincorporating in Dubai. Yes, that Dubai. Our tax dollars have fed their coffers in return for deplorable support, security, and rebuilding services in Iraq for the past four years. Now they’re splitting to get out of paying THEIR taxes back to the federal governement “Fuck you very much, American soldiers and citizens! Don’t worry, we’ll close the door on our way out!”
School district sued over graduation held in church
Damn straight! There should be no religion allowed in schools nor thinking allowed in churches.
Peanut butter recall widens
Recall now includes peanut butter all the way back to October 2004. 2004?!? How the heck long is that stuff good for if it DOESN’T have salmonella?
Reports that while in ancient ruin, president pooped in corner. Mayan elder wacked him on nose with rolled up copy of the Daily Conquistador.
Pope's fears over 'prophet' Dylan
Yes, that Dylan. I’ve been giggling for a solid five minutes over the thought of Bob Dylan offering up the Eucharist for blessing in Gregorian chant.
Jolie: 'I cried constantly' over refugee work
Next time don’t perform refugee work with a rusty nail in your eye.
Show me a Scotsman who can win civil suit against an internet company for sending spam, and I’ll show you a Scottsman with waaaaaayyyyyy too much free time.
Court strikes down D.C. handgun ban
Had I written this Copy, the headline would have read “Court shoots down D.C. handgun ban.” Come on, people…this shit writes itself!
Accused child molester flees to go on 'Springer'
Apprehended at show’s taping. Police serve an additional 17 warrants…heck, they were there anyway!
Somebody try and convince me that this chick getting arrested and threatening to publish her client list has absolutely nothing to do with Newt Gingrich suddenly confessing his Clinton-era Para-nuptial coitus?
Steve Jobs' bad bet
Bet on this year’s Pro Bowl with Bill Gates, took AFC minus the points. Now he’s got to cough up $500 million AND give a homeless guy a handjob.
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