How bizarre

Kwazy

Shared on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 09:48
This is definitely one of the more bizarre phisher emails I've gotten.  At least I think it's a phish.  Evidently, I know the President of Nigeria.

FOREIGN PAYMENT INVESTIGATION DEPARTMENT
4TH FLOOR MARY LAND
LAGOS-NIGERIA
MOTTO: SECURITY WATCH
From the desk of:doctor ken
Attention: Sir/madam,
Thanks for your good understanding while we wait for your urgent
response to this mail doctorken21@yahoo.com
RE: BE CAREFUL OF HOODLUMS.

Based on the finding in this investigastion department we wish to warn
you against some touts.We have been informed that some touts are
contating
you in respect to the collection of your fund in the total sum of
($45 Million U.S.A Dollars) that was longapproved in your favour
through
the Standard Trust Bank of Nigeria.

As a matter of fact we have been on this investigation assignments for
some time codely known to no one but the Presidency and some top
government
official who are in support of this investigation team to help stop
fraudalent
activities in this country.

Although we have been able to come up with some good result about the
people
that have extorted money from you illegally and i wish to list
them so that you will personally indi cate them by writting back
because
we want to make your payment to you without any delay but we must
surely
deal and bring this names to book if only you will indicate correctly
any
of them.

The names of the Touts that have been arrested are as follows:
1) PROF CHARLES SOLODO
2) CHIEF JOSEPH SANUSI
3)DR. R.RASHEED
4) BARRISTER AWELE
6)BARRISTER UCHEUZO WILLIAMS.
7)Mr. Ernest Chukwudi Ebi
Deputy Governor - Policy / BoardMember
8)Dr.John Chukwu Igwe
Deputy Governor - Financial SectorSurveillance / Board
Member
9)Mrs. W. D. A. Mshelia Deputy Governor - Corporate
Services /Board Member
10)Barrister.Larry Eze

The above listed names are been traced/investigated by the police and
some
of them have elope the country and note that if any of them is caught
and
find guilty he/she we go to jailed for 25years(twenty five years) as
it
is under the Degree 47 of the constituition of this bankunder section
of
criminal law, S o we arewaiting for you to write us and
inform us if any of the above names have once contacted you in respect
to the your fund if yes dont waste time to indicate it immediately.

Note that the only office/paying bank that have right to pay or contact
you in this Transfer is the National Reconciliation Debt Committee of
Nigeria which is been headed by the bank Governor.

You must deal directly with them and do what so ever you are asked to
do
because that is the only way you will achive the success of the
transaction.

We applogise on behalf of the President and the people of Nigeria for
any
dealy and lost this must have coursed you and promise that such thing
will
not happen again.And if you are dealing with any one of them regarding
this payment we urge you to stop because you are taking a big risk and
you never find your money any where because your money is with
the above named bank. Finally, we are expecting to hear fro m you
today.

Thanks for your good understanding while we wait for your urgent
response to this mail doctorken21@yahoo.com

My regards,
doctor ken

Comments

dkhodz's picture
Submitted by dkhodz on Wed, 09/12/2007 - 17:28
Good read, thanks!
kade47's picture
Submitted by kade47 on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 09:51
I read an article on the Nigeria phishing scams. Some pastor of a church fell for it and they posted copies of all the emails back and forth. It's funny on one hand because it's such b.s., but sad when you realize people fall for it.
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 09:54
LOL I have even gotten actual letters through the mail with hundreds of scams. One consisted of a family wanting asylum in the US looking to invest in your company willing to give out millions of dollars but wanting money from you at the same time. LOL
Kwazy's picture
Submitted by Kwazy on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 10:05
The most precious thing about this one that it was signed merely: doctor Ken It could have only been better if it had X's and O's
microscent's picture
Submitted by microscent on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 20:26
I'm urgently responding! Doctor Ken is an amazing man!
hilskie's picture
Submitted by hilskie on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 10:27
yeah...so I get all kinds of e-mails like this...my favorite is the YOU'VE WON THE UK LOTTERY... BS... :D

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