Kwazy
Shared on Wed, 04/16/2008 - 08:58This is an actual email message I received yesterday at work from the a u-nion steward upon resolution of a labor relations issue. Only the names have been changed to protect the stupid. The rest is word-for-word gospel.
Brothers,
There is toilet paper in the Second Floor Engineering Rest-room.
How much does it take to get some toilet paper when one stall is completely out and the other has five or six sheets.
.. ~11:00 AM - Asked Skid Marks to get some toilet paper - A short time later Skid said that it is second shifts job.
.. ~12:00 Noon - Asked Buttis Swampy to get some toilet paper
.. 12:16 PM - CC Labor Relations on letter sent to Buttis Swampy.
.. ~1:20 PM - Walked to Labor Relations to get some help - Itchy McTaint was helpful but could not find immediate help.
.. 1:30 PM - Walked out the Tool Crib and ask Plunky Assplash for some help to get some toilet paper. Plunky got the job done within five minutes.
.. ~1:32 PM - The toilet paper had a customer.
Fraternally,
Duckwalk Johnson
Brothers,
There is toilet paper in the Second Floor Engineering Rest-room.
How much does it take to get some toilet paper when one stall is completely out and the other has five or six sheets.
.. ~11:00 AM - Asked Skid Marks to get some toilet paper - A short time later Skid said that it is second shifts job.
.. ~12:00 Noon - Asked Buttis Swampy to get some toilet paper
.. 12:16 PM - CC Labor Relations on letter sent to Buttis Swampy.
.. ~1:20 PM - Walked to Labor Relations to get some help - Itchy McTaint was helpful but could not find immediate help.
.. 1:30 PM - Walked out the Tool Crib and ask Plunky Assplash for some help to get some toilet paper. Plunky got the job done within five minutes.
.. ~1:32 PM - The toilet paper had a customer.
Fraternally,
Duckwalk Johnson
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