Rage Against the Serene - Part I

A random note left on windshield of a toyota echo at the 37th annual north american accordianists' convention...

Now that I've broken it down for you in so many bite-sized pieces are you finding it any easier to digest?  Yes?  That's a good boy!  Does the good boy wanna biscuit?  No?  Oh well.  But whilst you're displaying such a propensity for learning, let's tackle something else.  I'll call this one "Your Ass and a Hole in the Ground:  A Comparative Study."  This one is really much more simple than you'd think.  You know the sparks that shoot your of your ears when you try and figure out a restaurant tip in your head?  Well, such pyrotechnics of perplexity you'll be happy to hear will be entirely unnecessary.  It's just one simple lesson with two simple Steps.  Step #1:  Your ass is the one with your head crammed up it.  Once you've ascertained that, simple deductive reasoning should lead you down the path of enlightenment where in which you'll undoubtedly find through the process of elimination that the hole in the ground is the sole remaining item in need of categorization.  If you get lost along the path, well...see Step #1