3 Things to Ponder

I posted this in our clan forum, and wanted to share with the rest of you.... It's dumb, wrong, but so true...... No offense to anyone out there... I just thought it was funny...

3 Things to Ponder:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give
each of them a cow.


THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked
for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this:

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,'
and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It
creates a hostile work environment.