My Parents Make Me Laugh Sometimes

Kysr_Gal

Shared on Mon, 08/20/2007 - 00:26
When Mom goes to the grocery store:
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Bread
Apples
Bananas
Broccoli
Peanut Butter
Paper Towels
Toilet Paper
Downy
Jelly
Honey
Flour
Sugar
A couple magazines
Bird Seed for Feeder
Dog Food
Apple Sauce
Soup
Frozen Mac and Cheese
Tombstone Pizza

When Dad goes to the grocery store:
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Beer
Peanuts
Cigarettes
Klondike Bars
Nachos
Nacho cheese
More Beer

Comments

budman24's picture
Submitted by budman24 on Mon, 08/20/2007 - 00:36
We can't buy beer in supermarkets over here :(
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Mon, 08/20/2007 - 02:07
Yeah, BEER!
Agonizing_Gas's picture
Submitted by Agonizing_Gas on Mon, 08/20/2007 - 03:22
Um, your dad and I share a fairly similar shopping list, minus the smokes. Perhaps it's genetics.
ripend_turmoil's picture
Submitted by ripend_turmoil on Mon, 08/20/2007 - 04:09
I need to meet your pops...sounds like a simple layed back fella.
MsFreud's picture
Submitted by MsFreud on Mon, 08/20/2007 - 07:36
I just made my list- it includes all of the above from both lists- plus about 200 more things. Damn I hate shopping!
JollyRoger's picture
Submitted by JollyRoger on Mon, 08/20/2007 - 07:44
Dad needs to get toilet paper too. There are few things in this world more important than toilet paper. Disagree with me? Try living without it. I'll be able to point you out in a crowd, as the one walking bow-legged. ROFL :) The preceding is dedicated to SoupNazzi, another who is appreciative of the poo.
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Mon, 08/20/2007 - 07:48
Tombstone pizza and hot pockets got me through college without starving. :)
AutumnRocks's picture
Submitted by AutumnRocks on Mon, 08/20/2007 - 09:38
I WISH I could go and just buy what was on your dad's list! But its more like your mom's or even more like MsFreud's. :(
Kwazy's picture
Submitted by Kwazy on Mon, 08/20/2007 - 15:36
Don't forget dad forgets groceries in car...Klondike bars don't survive four hours in minivan.

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