*%&^&$%!!!!
I sincerly hope that the person who decided it was a good idea to leave a big hunk of metal in the middle of a dark road has some really crappy karma for the next while. I hope they stub their toes lots, and that all their toast gets burnt, and that their beer is flat, and and and and................
Last night Shakes and I were driving home from his sisters house and all of a sudden out of nowhere there was a big metal thing in the middle of the road (the flash glimps I got of it looked like a car tire "rim") it hit the front bumper and shot off the road onto the side ditch. We stopped and looked around and couldnt find what I hit. It took a nice chunk out of my bumper though.
Things like this make me so mad. Im a good person. I dont litter, I dont jay walk, If something fell off my car you better believe I would go get it out of the road. I will help your lost kid find you again, and I pick up the garbage that people leave on the elevator floor. I follow the rules of society because I know that doing so makes EVERYONES lives better. I get so mad that other people just dont give a hoot, and they dont give a flying rats patootie what happens to anyone else.
Now if you will excuse me, Im going to go look for a voodoo doll on ebay.