The day before Easter

So here we are, one day before Easter and two days before the wife turns 48....needless to say our home will be filled with complete chaos. I say this because quite simply put....this is how it works in my world.

The wife is planning on where we need to put the kids...she don't want to know my idea on this subject, believe me.

As with any family gathering there is sure to be turmoil and madness, this is something I've come to expect.

My mother will nag in her own special way of nagging, that the meal we plan on serving is not diebetic friendly. Dear lord mom, just eat something! It's not as if your situation requires you to take a shot two or three times a day! It's managable by diet and diet alone in your situation! I guess all is not lost...more peeps for me!

My mother in-law will be loud as always, wondering why the great grandkids are afraid of her....maybe if she didn't scream at the top of her lungs inbetween breaths from her oxygen hose. Which by the way works better if you actually inhale thru the nose where it might actually work as it is was intended.

The wifes youngest daughter....the devil who wishes she wore prada, is pissed off at the family because we all have issues with her moronic, abusive loser of a boyfriend....as with every other easter/birthday event in this house, she will be sure to try and ruin it for everyone in her own special way....because she's not the center of attention.

My oldest son is having issues with the car we got back from the prada princess...the door key was missing and the power locks keep locking up on the boy. Last night we got ripped off big time when a locksmith came to f*&% us in the ass...let me tell ya it hurt real bad. The princess told us she would bring over the door key earlier in the day...never happened. But once we recovered from our sore asses guess what I found in the glove box? No it wasn't ky gel...it was the door key!

And to top off everything off, I've just learned not but 15 minutes ago, that my wife is going to pick up 2 of the grandkids so she can watch them for a few hours while her daughter makes a birthday cake.

Did I say so she can watch the kids? Lets think about that line for a minute shall we....oh it's gonna be a fun day. I think I'm gonna fill the plastic easter eggs the wife plans on hiding in the yard with dog poo....now that will be a treat!

Spring break has not been much of a break in this house...thank god I go back to work on monday