Payback

Lester_Ziggs

Shared on Tue, 04/04/2006 - 11:53
Where to begin?

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nope,that ones been used before.

As I lay half awake in my bed this morning, it dawns upon me that my hell spawn cat has my hand in his teeth. The pain is only slight at first, that is untill I realize that he is begining to actually rip the flesh, in turn causing me to jump up and smack his furry ass across the room.

Meanwhile the wife just laughs at me...I honestly think she rubbed some of the hellions cat food on my hand. Tonight there will be payback, oh yes indeed there will payback.....I can see it now.

Ive just finished lacing all of her undies with cat nip.

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Castlemonster's picture
Submitted by Castlemonster on Tue, 04/04/2006 - 13:06
funny blog!  However, the ending leaves way too big an opening for jokes containing a word that starts with p. :)

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