Zero hour approaches

Lester_Ziggs

Shared on Sun, 04/09/2006 - 09:40
Relax, this has nothing to do with the game. But in the same breath there will be plenty of mayhem and violence.

Today Mrs Ziggs turns 47. Today all of her family comes to the house, those that dont already reside in Casa de Ziggs anyway.

Our house currently holds The wife and I, my two teenage sons, ages 18 and 15 from a previous marriage, her 18 year old daughter, boyfriend and 2 month old infant, her mother and a 28 year old son who thinks the world owes him everything for doing nothing. To add a pleasent mix to this we have two dogs, one of which should have been put to sleep 2 years ago and a bi-polor cat who fancies the taste of human flesh.

Arriving sometime around and or after 3pm will be:
-The wifes good daughter (28 year old twin to the winner above).
-The wifes 25 year old daughter,her fiance, 5 year old grandson and another new grandchild,Bridgette.
-The wifes co-worker/stalker friend
-My mother
-My sister and her 4 year old son...oh lord I cant event describe my sister

Life in this home is tough enough as it is without this whole horde coming together a few times a year...babe if your reading this,I love you.

The rest of ya...please pray for me!

Comments

unworthy's picture
Submitted by unworthy on Tue, 06/20/2006 - 21:05
Wish youd describe your sister!
codemonkey's picture
Submitted by codemonkey on Sun, 04/09/2006 - 09:35
OMG, dude I feel for you. I thought my mother-in-law had it bad with a daughter that is 26 and refuses to grow up (constantly moving back home, yelling at her parents, leaving, coming back, leaving, getting pregnant and coming back). I see that their microcosim of a world is only a bit of hell compared to what you are trying to hold in that house. If I were you, I would sell off any guns that you may have in the house. a) you wont need them if there is always someone there to protect the place and b) you dont want a gun in the house while your trying to protect your own sanity. Its not a good mix :) CodeMonkey
doodirock's picture
Submitted by doodirock on Sun, 04/09/2006 - 12:49
Wow, this is a great sitcom. :)
ScottyATC's picture
Submitted by ScottyATC on Sun, 04/09/2006 - 14:16
Dude...........your wifes hot!!!! :) Happy Birthday Mrs. Ziggs!!!

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