The Pillar of Bottom

lindsaylu

Shared on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 17:22

Or: How I deal with playing badly at Halo: Reach

Have you ever gotten into an intense round of Slayer and had an intensely wonderful, kill-filled round that made your insides tingle with joy? Great feeling indeed!

On the other side of that leet round is...THE SHITTY ROUND. For me, it is usually the first few rounds. And then some random rounds in the middle. I am not steady at having really bad rounds. I'll have a good few mixed in with a grip of mediocre rounds and then one or two very notable awful, shitty, I may as well poop my pants rounds.

Those terrible games make me want to turn off the Xbox and wallow in my noobish situation. The 400-ish credits I get from a crap round laugh in my face as I look to see the one medal I get for tossing a lucky grenade. But I don't turn off the Xbox or write an angry Tweet!

I get back on that Moa and play at least one more round after the crapfest. I remind myself that I'm not a total noob, even if the people I just played with think otherwise. Yeah yeah yeah, it's just a game or some other weak fact.

I rise like a Pelican out from a grunt-infested shit pit and pwn again.

That's how its done, son.

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Caesar's picture
Submitted by Caesar on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 17:29
thanks for joining the community playdate last night, i had a lot of fun ice cream truck for the win lol
lindsaylu's picture
Submitted by lindsaylu on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 17:31
Ice Cream truck for the lose! That was one of the rounds I am talking about, haha. And one of the slayer rounds when I let my brother play for me and he got -1 kills. ;) It was totally fun! Hopefully we can all play again soon.
AlbionGal's picture
Submitted by AlbionGal on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 19:45
When it comes to my rounds, one word comes to mind: suckage! But i dont care, i keep playing, I'll get better one of these days. Fortunately i play with a bunch of guys and gals that kick ass and have patience, so it makes for really fun rounds. Happy gaming!
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Submitted by wamam87 on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 19:48
well, the way i look at is...if it weren't for the shitty rounds, there'd be no rounds at alllllll. well, atleast thats how it used to be. i get lucky once in while now. frag on sister!
DeathhunterD's picture
Submitted by DeathhunterD on Fri, 02/04/2011 - 04:11
I agree with you. Some games I just fell like what the hell is going on.
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Submitted by jikado on Sat, 01/29/2011 - 23:46
"The Pillar of Bottom" would be the name of a Halo-themed gay p0rn.

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