Crazy Story from my Mother

WOW !!  Crazy stuff

[17:03] My Mother: Hey Pastor A and one of his church deacons were going to a meeting in Crimea and on the way the guy (Sasha) had to pee so he stopped on the side of the road went into the bushes.
[17:03] My Mother: When he came out he showed Pastor A where a snake got him and he was holding it on his leg and squeezing the stuff out.
[17:04] My Mother: Pastor A wanted him to go the hospital immediately but the guy said no I will be fine
[17:04] me: are there posious snakes in Ukraine?
[17:04] My Mother: NOT that we knew of.  ANyway that night t looked bad and again Pastor A wanted him to go to the hospital down there but again the guy refused.
[17:04] me: when was the funeral?
[17:05] My Mother: The next day the guy said that his leg was a little less red and not so painful so they came back to F~~~~~~~.  That night in his sleep he died.
[17:05] My Mother: They took him to the morgue because it was in the mddle of the night (they normally bury the same day).  About 6:00 am. he woke up naked in the fridge with a tag on his toe.
[17:05] me: woke up????
[17:06] My Mother: He started banging on the door. The guy from the morgue opened it and Sasha sat up.  The guy fainted dead away
[17:06] me: FOR REAL?
[17:06] My Mother: Sasha crawled out and grabbed a sheet to cover himslef.  YES FOR REAL
[17:06] My Mother: He called his wife to come and get him.
[17:06] My Mother: Pastor A was home planning a funeral when the guy called.
[17:07] me: HOLY CRAP !!!
[17:07] My Mother: Isn't that amazing.  The funny thing is that the doctor at the hospital has called many times trying to get him to come in and reverse the death certificate by SIGNING something legal.
[17:08] My Mother: Sasha keeps saying I haven't got time.  You know it is a wonder they didn't do an autopsy but because Pastor A told them about the snake bite and they could SEE it, they didn't do the autopsy.
[17:08] me: so obviously he didn't die.  He was in a coma or something
[17:09] My Mother: Only thing they can figure is that the venom caused his heart rate to slow down to the point where it was not audible but wouldn't you think he would have gotten grey and stiff?
[17:09] me: it takes a few hours for rigor mortis to set in.
[17:09] My Mother: Wouldn't you think they would have hooked him up to a machine to make SURE he was gone?  
[17:09] My Mother: OH
[17:09] My Mother: I didn't know that.
[17:10] me: in US they would hook him up to a heart monitor to see if there was any heart activity
[17:10] My Mother: Anyway, it was quite the stir around here...it happened a couple of weeks back.  He was in church last Sunday when we were there.
[17:10] me: wow.
[17:10] My Mother: TOO funny!