Family Fight - Site Chat

This was to funny NOT to blog. The names of been changed to protect the guilty....

Brother: quiet in here
Sister: Shh, we are working
Sister: or eating
Brother: hahahahahah....!!!! work... that's great
Sister: right, what would you know about that?
Brother: hahahahahah....!!!! work... that's great
Sister: my point:)
LtBlarg: FAmily FIGHT !!!!!
Sister: pft
Sister: he's a wuss
Sister: I WIN
Brother: shit, whatever sis... I'll just sit on you
Sister: OMG
Sister: but you have to catch me firs
Sister: t
Brother: sis, I may be overweight, but I'm still fairly damn fast and can still run pretty far
Sister: riiiigghhtt
Brother: don't mock me little woman
Sister: LMAO
Brother: you've got mom's hips, and that tells me you won't run far
Sister: I fart in your general direction
Sister: bah, I don't care
Pretending_to_work: Only because who your antagonist is
Sister: hmm, that may be true
Pretending_to_work: He does have a point though. I've tried to get past you in doorways in COD and couldn'
Pretending_to_work: t :)
Sister: LOL
Sister: that was on purpose
Brother: ROFL
Sister: I still think my hips are smaller than yours Brother
Sister: I think you have mom's hips too?
Pretending_to_work: and you could probably run 3 miles without puking your guts out
Sister: only if sober
Brother: I have neither dad's nor mom's
Sister: mailman's?
Brother: congenitally dislocated at birth... remember?
Pretending_to_work: I could always run faster and swim further when drunk ... at least I thought so at the time
Sister: so was mine
Brother: yeah, but did you have to wear that nice bar across your feet?
Sister: nope
Brother: I did
Sister: I remember
Sister: You were easy to trip
Brother: I don't
Brother: I've just seen the pics
Brother: LOL
Sister: naw, we didn't do that
Sister: mom would have beat us and then dad would have
Brother: I still think you were the one who lured me to run through the glass door in Indianapolis
Sister: I was
Brother: got me to run right on through
Brother: to the other side
Brother: break on through!
Sister: hehe, I'm good
LtBlarg: ROFLMAO
Brother: mom was telling me the other day that I was going to the emergency room almost 1 a month there for a bit
Sister: not all of those were my fault
Brother: nah, just most of them! :-)
Sister: quarterly
Sister: you were just a clutz
Brother: can't deny that
Brother: it all started with the crib incident
Sister: THAT was not my fault
Sister: I was already segregated to the other side of the house
Brother: lol
Brother: nothing like stitches on your johnson to start your life out with
Sister: Just think all of that sleepoing on the floor prepared you for your time in the Marines
Brother: that and mom making me clean the bathrooms
Sister: lol
Pretending_to_work: THis is like watching my two middle children go at it
Sister: Oldest and youngest
Pretending_to_work: My youngest won't be 1 for another few weeks. His arguments are decidedly short and ear piercing.
Sister: ouch
Sister: I can assure you they will probably stay that way
Sister: at least loud
Pretending_to_work: 5 kids, 2 cats and a dog ...it's rarely quiet at my house
Sister: that's self-induced
LtBlarg: Someone needs to blog this conversation... .ROFL