FIRED????

I get home tonight and walk in the door at 4:45 pm.  My looks at me really strange and asks, "What is wrong?  Did you get fired?" 

See I almost never get home before 6:00 pm and maybe on occasion I get home before 5:30.  I told her I had to go back to work at 8 pm tonight.  She said, I knew there was a catch.  Oh well... One day I am going to come at 5 pm for an entire week.  It will freak her out.