Kids!

Those of you who have children will be able to relate to this. It was sent to me by a friend of mine and hits pretty close to home.''

Enjoy....

Why Parents Drink

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an
urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello."
"Is your Daddy home?" the boss asked.
"Yes." whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy
there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy." whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Mommy and Daddy and the Fireman." came back the whispered
answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a
helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that
noise?"
"A hello-copper." answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, who was now truly alarmed.
"In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just
landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and even more then just a little frustrated the boss
asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "ME."


Hope that made you laugh.

Batt