Looking good! :)

We had our visit with the vet and he states the “bump” on his near the incision is nothing to be concerned with.    He says Champs’ ear is swollen.  He said the incision looks good and that we should return in about 5-6 days to remove the sutures and the plastic stint.  I hope he is right, and the ear is only swollen.  I am relieved that nothing further was needed to be done to my poor puppy’s’ ear. 

Anyway, it’s been a long strange day around here so I had to post something funny.  Enjoy! 

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1.       Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2.       Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.       Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

4.       Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5.       Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.       On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.       Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

8.       Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

9.       Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

10.   Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

11.   Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

12.   One word: Flatulence!

13.   Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

14.   Meow occasionally.

15.   Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

16.   Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.  

17.   Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

18.   Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"

19.   Leave a box between the doors.

20.   Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

21.   Start a sing-along.

22.   When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

23.   Play the harmonica.

24.   Lean against the button panel.

25.   Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

26.   Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

27.   Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

28.   Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see what in muh mouf?"

29.   Blow spit bubbles.

30.   Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

31.   Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

32.   Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

33.   Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

34.   Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

35.   Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

36.   If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"