Things to do in a bathroom stall......

madwoman

Shared on Fri, 07/20/2007 - 12:41
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

14. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

15. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

16. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
19. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
Have a good weekend!

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TexasTwister55's picture
Submitted by TexasTwister55 on Fri, 07/20/2007 - 12:55
TexasTwister55's picture
Submitted by TexasTwister55 on Fri, 07/20/2007 - 12:56
Oh well, so much for the graphic humor. (-:
madwoman's picture
Submitted by madwoman on Fri, 07/20/2007 - 13:04
Nice try Tex! Ya gonna try that one out?? LOL!
BATMANKM's picture
Submitted by BATMANKM on Fri, 07/20/2007 - 15:31
"Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: Good one, sick, but funny. I m having trouble with the Snickers bar one though. I think that one would pretty much knock me the "F" out if I saw that reach under my stall! :lol: - BAT
madwoman's picture
Submitted by madwoman on Fri, 07/20/2007 - 16:58
Give the snickers a try...video tape it then we could post it her Bats!! :) We could charge admission to peoples viewing pleasure! :)
SPEEDBYRD's picture
Submitted by SPEEDBYRD on Fri, 07/20/2007 - 20:29
.... wow Make sure Hog sees this.
madwoman's picture
Submitted by madwoman on Sat, 07/21/2007 - 00:09
Why Speedbyrd, will he drop his D cup on the floor and yell "Born Free". :) Sorry, had to....:)
TANK's picture
Submitted by TANK on Mon, 07/23/2007 - 15:30
7, 12 and 19 are so funny i gotta try 'em next time i'm at the airport or something. Well... they probably wouldn't let me through security with a cantelope for 7 but i can try 12 and 19 :lol:

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