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The Top 10 Things You Should Not Say To A Security Guard When Caught Stealing Coins From A Mall Fountain

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Shared on Tue, 06/12/2007 - 13:44
  1. "Isn't there a robbery at the Orange Julius you should be investigating?"
  2. I'm searching for a hard to find 1998 nickel."
  3. "DUH!! The Gap is having a sale!"
  4. "Did you know that it now costs 35 cents to make a phone call?"
  5. "Thanks idiot...I had just made a wish that I could clean the fountain out and not get caught! Way to ruin that wish!!"
  6. "Have you seen that really cool gumball machine in the food court? It rolls down a spiral ramp!"
  7. "I'm at the last level of Mortal Kombat IV and I need another quarter."
  8. "I'm trying to match the exact amount of your worthless paycheck you Barney Fife wannabe!"
  9. "See..I need a quarter to make a phone call to my Kleptomaniacs Anonymous sponsor and that's why I'm stealing the quarters in the fountain. I NEED HELP MAN!!!"
  10. "Ummmm...I'm looking for beer money?"

Comments

CapnHun's picture
Submitted by CapnHun on Tue, 06/12/2007 - 16:29
I am collecting for the bell ringer out front!
BATMANKM's picture
Submitted by BATMANKM on Tue, 06/12/2007 - 19:51
"Dude you dont understand, when my daughter wants something If I dont get it for her, I spend the next 8 hours listening to her cry until I bleed from my ears! Now get the fuck out of my way or shoot me because Im getting these coins!!! " :twisted: Hey Wonderwoman I am sooooooooo digging your new avatar!! Thats some of my boy Adam Hughes work aint it??!!! Sweeet! - BAT
OldManRiver48's picture
Submitted by OldManRiver48 on Tue, 06/12/2007 - 20:03
I just like to clean under the coins, electrolysis could leave ugly stains on this beautiful fountain!!!!!!!!!!
TexasTwister55's picture
Submitted by TexasTwister55 on Wed, 06/20/2007 - 17:03
#9 is mine 100%
madwoman's picture
Submitted by madwoman on Tue, 06/12/2007 - 23:54
CapnHun....nice one! Bat....thought you would like the avatar...got a few more...got tired of seeing my own ugly mug up tthere...got a few more too, that I can switch with when I get bored. OldManRiver...priceless...Thanks for looking everyone!
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Tue, 06/12/2007 - 14:00
These are bad things?
tarbs's picture
Submitted by tarbs on Tue, 06/12/2007 - 14:27
11. I didn't actually mean to throw my quarter in here. I want to make sure i get my quarter back so i'm just holding these others to keep them out of the way.
madwoman's picture
Submitted by madwoman on Tue, 06/12/2007 - 14:30
Nice one tarbs! HeHe!

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