madwoman
Shared on Fri, 06/08/2007 - 14:26
- More people call you by your gamer tag than your real name.
- Your ranking is more important than your age
- You wish your gamer tag was your real name
- You’ve awoke from a dream wondering who has the bomb
- You have bad dreams with the sound of a grenade bouncing off walls....
- You feel empty when you have to turn your Xbox off.
- Ogres are not just a mythical creature, they are real, and your scared
- You join forums about playing games that have topics about playing games too much
- You take a crap and say bomb armed, bomb planted when you’re done.
- You spend hours staring at your co-workers trying to figure out exactly at what angle you would have to throw a grenade if you wanted to stick them.
- When you look at your friends you freak out realizing that they can't be friends, they don't have logos floating above theirs heads and you attempt to 'melee' them.
- On waking your first thought is 'Are we Red or Blue'
- Whenever you hear car alarms going off you dive for cover thinking that your 'shields are low'.
- You refer to your house as 'The base'
- You call all your friends by their gamer tags more than their real names and vice versa.
- When you look at people you don't like you automatically see a red crosshair.
- After making a 'Needler' out of a banana you have painted purple and stuck knitting needles into you chase the neighbors cat around screaming "Die you filthy grunt, die".
- You are walking though the office on an errand when you look down in shock and wonder where your SMG start weapon is
- You console a friend at a funeral saying "Don't worry, he'll respawn soon."
- You go psycho and shoot two people down, expecting to hear the words "DOUBLE KILL!" ring out above you.
- When you screw up and miss a goal in sports you curse and blame the 'damn lag'.
- You put on your resume that you are 'Level 30 in Team Slayer'.
- Realizing your better at Halo then anything else
- When playing any other Xbox game (or talking to anyone while holding a controller) you smack the white button first
- Judging people you meet solely on how good they are at Halo
- You developed your own language for all of the things in the game so the other team couldn't understand what your team was talking about (before we realized you could just mute them). Example: Harry Potter is coming from your momma = bomb coming to your left
- People you have never met greet you by your gamer tag but have to learn your real name.
- When you... never mind, the game started
- You spend all weekend on your Xbox only stopping to take bathroom and snack breaks.
- When, in the middle of a basketball game, you yell "GAINED THE LEAD" after getting a 1 point lead.
- Whenever you kneel you don’t think anyone can see you
- You dream that your BR was better
- When you throw a baseball at someone and are surprised it doesn’t "stick to them"
- Whenever you see a clock you immediately think it means time remaining.
- You see a nice jeep and you say to your friends "damn that’s a nice warthog"
- You are playing football you get the ball and start running for the end zone and yell " guys cover me I'm going to arm the bomb"
- You still hold a grudge against your friend for losing that team slayer game for you that was weeks/months ago
- When you get a cut on your right thumb and the first thing you say is “Man, that’s going to screw up my BR"
- You start calling your friends and family n00bs
- When someone tells you there's a flood in your basement and you grab a shotgun
- You go to the library with a 9mm
- You look at tall buildings and ask a friend if you think you could sword cancel on top of it
- When your boss says "your job or the halo tournament" - and you chose the tournament.
- When someone falls over, you run over to squat on them repeatedly.
- While driving, you see a person running and you feel the urge to run him over and shoot.
- You find yourself waking up saying "I need a weapon."
- When you pretend to have a battle rifle (in public) and start to pretend to shoot random people.
- When you jump off of 20story buildings and think you wont suffer any damage.
- When you start sizing up crowds for a rocket launcher shot.
- When you realize that humans are covenant in disquise and its up to "you" to "save the galaxy".
- This is how you play Halo, in a secret part of your house:
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Comments
Submitted by NewBoyX on Thu, 06/14/2007 - 14:39
Submitted by Gman on Fri, 06/08/2007 - 14:38
Submitted by madwoman on Fri, 06/15/2007 - 00:42
Submitted by doorgunnerjgs on Fri, 06/08/2007 - 15:41
Submitted by Mulchinator on Fri, 06/08/2007 - 17:19
Submitted by ThyEnemy on Sat, 06/09/2007 - 14:44
Submitted by madwoman on Sat, 06/09/2007 - 16:00