Another check against small towns

So, there is this kinda hot chick at my gym that I've seen a few times. I've looked a little, so sue me. You would have too. I was talking with her a little bit last night while working out and found out some neat stuff.

Stuff like. She gets her clothes altered by my mother in law. She went to school with my wife's sister and one of my wife's sister in laws baby sits her kid. Damn this town is too small. Not that it matters and I would never do anything naughty, but talk about a cock block. Throw me a bone man.

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Speaking of gym, I'm having a hell of a time putting on weight. I just can't do it. I know it's possible because I used to weight about 20-25lbs more in school. This time I don't have a buffet for every meal though.

Maybe I can start up some kind of a calendar girl/donation system for supplements. Jeep, durty, round up the ladies and see what you can do for me. your $5 paypal gets you sexy man pics at the end of the summer.