Gay Power!

Mandingo

Shared on Tue, 01/15/2008 - 15:32

The other night I sat on the couch for a few minutes to watch some TV with the wife. I don’t remember exactly what it was, maybe the cashmere lipstick or some other cookie cutter sitcom that the networks poop out like they just ate a bag of those “no calorie” jelly beans. 

 Anyways….
 
Wouldn’t you know, one of the chicks has a gay friend. Of course, every show has to have a token homo now. I don’t really watch TV but doesn’t gray’s anatomy have a few, and brothers and sisters, notes from the underbelly etc…..

Me and my wife were talking about this a little bit and we figure that the gays one day are going to take over the world. Because of this we came up with a plan. We’ve decided to be a gay couple.

That’s right. My wife and I are going to fight for our rights and get the proper recognition that we deserve. We are going to stop identifying ourselves as regular working people with a family and instead make sure that everyone knows we’re gay and damn proud of it. 

Because the bigot republicans wouldn’t allow us gays to adopt we’ve gone ahead and conceived our own child, in your face Bush! Since we got married before we got gay there’s nothing that the government can do to stop us.

I think this is going to work out just fine.
 

Comments

LukeBerry's picture
Submitted by LukeBerry on Tue, 01/15/2008 - 15:37
You should talk to Nogame22 he is our sites token homo
nomodifier's picture
Submitted by nomodifier on Tue, 01/15/2008 - 19:29
You go, girl.

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