Hello and Welcome

In the past I have maintained that blogs are an exercise in uselessness and egocentrism.”

“look at me world, as if my life wasn’t depressing and boring enough to me, I thought I’d share it with you too.  Because I’m sure you care.”

After spending some time skimming some of the other blogs on the site, my new position is: “what the hell, why not”

Apparently 100 people had nothing better to do than visit my blog page and stare at a blank page.  The least I can do is put a little something up here for my loyal fans.  I certainly can’t promise anything spectacular, revolutionary or even interesting but I’ll see what I can come up with.

For today I’ll leave you with this educational tidbit pulled from the best of Craigslist.  Use this chart to interpret women on craigslist, or any dating site really.
 

Ø 40-ish..................................49.
Ø Adventurous..................     Slept with everyone.
Ø Athletic...........................     No breasts.
Ø Average looking..............   Moooo.
Ø Beautiful...........................  Pathological liar.
Ø Emotionally Secure..........On medication.
Ø Feminist..........................   Fat.
Ø Free Spirit.......................    Junkie.
Ø Friendship first................. Former Slut.
Ø New-Age.......................     Body hair in the wrong places.
Ø Old-fashioned................... No B.J.'s
Ø Open-minded.................... Desperate.
Ø Outgoing..........................   Loud and embarrassing.
Ø Professional................. ..... Bitch.
Ø Voluptuous.......................   Very fat.
Ø Large frame....................... Hugely fat.
Ø Wants soul mate..............  Stalker.