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Mandingo

In my old age I've begun to develop little bits of OCD.  I can't drive the car with one window down lower than the other, I go crazy if one picture on the wall is lower than the other....little crap like that.  In those little oddities, I've found that I hate to make a sandwitch with the heels of the loaf. They just look wierd and if you have one piece that is a heel and one piece that is regular.....well that's just craziness. 


So my solution is just to leave the heels in the bag.  Everytime I need a piece of bread I just reach under for the 2nd piece until just the heels are left.  Well, the wife got on my ass about it saying how I need to get over that crap and stop wasting bread.  Since she didn't seem to have a problem with it, we decided that she would eat all the heels so that we didn't waste it.


Fast forward to last night.  I was digging around looking for something to eat for dinner and came accross a bag with 2 heels.  Then another, then another etc.  Turns out the wife is just as anal about bread, she just doesn't want to admit it! WTF?


 


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MikeTheKnife·
Now that is funny. Is she saving up the heels so you can build something spectacular out of them?
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corbin_dallas·
That's some funny shit. Make sure you hang that pic up on the refridgerator so that she sees it EVERY DAY! LOL
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th3midnighter·
hahahaha
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VenomRudman·
WHO eats the heels? No one I know....\r \r My wife will dig until she is about 5 pieces in. Now THAT shit drives me crazy.
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Go_Aachmed·
My wife decided that bread must now go in the fridge since she thinks she saw an ant somewhere. Of course, averything gets piled in front of the bread where it gets unseen. Now we have three open bags going at once.
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meemoos·
heels=duck food!
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ekattan·
I just like the top of a muffin. :)