You say Tomato. I say who cares?

Where the hell did all the e-thugs come from? You know the type right?(no pun intended)

 

People who read through 3 years of posts just to find one from October XX, of 2 years ago when you said “dflsdjfewoej do fudsuou dfoud.” Which contradicts what you just wrote about XYZ.

Honestly, I’m really never going to care enough to be able to compete with that. You win man. I’m just on here to kill some time at work. I don’t have a personal vendetta, a cause to prove or the time to debate meaningless topics with you.

What are we dogs? We have to piss all over the boards and defend our territory? You don’t post up to be helpful or you would have just answered the OP. Instead you took 4 pages to argue with every other poster and show your photobucket and googling prowess. You insist on quoting each and every sentence of their response individually and refuting each and every part. And when that doesn’t work you have to make personal attacks on their intelligence, their sexual preference or the size of their genetalia.

Sometimes you will find a fight with a fellow e-thug and duke it out for pages. Both of you totally oblivious that everyone else has since moved on to bigger and better things.

You bask in the glow of your LCD and rain your judgment down upon the BCC ignorant minions of the world. You pwn all with your ability to write with numbers and respond to any post within 5 minutes; regardless of the time of day or night. Not just on this board but on Craigslist and the other 12 boards that you probably have minimized on your browser.

Listen, I know life can be lonely. You need to take a few deep breaths and interact with real live people. NO, that doesn’t mean EHarmoney or some other Ecrap; I mean put the keyboard down get some sun on your pasty skin. You are not a real ninja or the hawtL337ness, despite what your custom avatar may say. And it may sound odd, but getting laid by a real chic is much more gratifying then spending days of your life trying to find free porn.(faster too).

Feel free to respond and quote me and wave your E-peen around, just be aware that I probably left and am doing something productive somewhere in the real world.