Funny stuff

I found this on Craigslist and....I LOVE IT!!! How true!!

(Author unknown)

"After two long years of being on a waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ...WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!!

We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we MUST place the children this weekend! They are described as:

One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had Chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with others. Does not run with scissors

and with a little training he should be able to read soon.

One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix),

strawberry blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls & little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child household. She

is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training - shouldn't take long at all.

We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right for them; that is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.

I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!! They MUST be placed in rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.

Of course this is a joke but this sounds just as ridiculous when you have to "rehome" your dog!! They love you and are want to stay a part of your family. I do not understand how someone can raise a puppy and then just give it away to a complete stranger. I do understand sometimes things do come up and their is no way possible you are able to care for your pet anymore, but most of the time that is not the case. I for one, could never and would never be without my 2 dogs and cat. There are many places that let you have a pet, you just need to look. So many people want to take the easy way out and in the end it is the dog who suffers.....and for what. All he did was love you. As for having a baby that is no excuse for rehoming your pet. You just need to teach your kids how to treat the dogs. An animal does not attack for no reason. "