Sick kids (part 2)

Here's a good one. I'm driving to the doctors office with the "sickness" in the back. The next thing I hear, "Mom, Colin's barfing". I look in the rearview mirror and...OMG!! *****Flashback:***** Urinal cake is drivng (only one child at this time) sickness in the back. I hear the noise of liquid splashing. I say something like this "PULL THE FUCKING CAR OVER, N O W ". he says "where" I say "THERE, DUMB-ASS". ******back to present day*******Alone in the car with 2 sicknesses, I hear the sound of THICK liquid splashing. I say something like this "PULL THE FUCK OVER BITCH" I look around, no one here but the sickness. I think..........NAH, he'll be o.k.!

He never cried, he just looked at me like WTF mom. Thank god I had baby wipes and extra clothes in the car.

Doctors diagnosis:

What is hand, foot, and mouth disease?

Hand, foot, and mouth disease (HFMD) is a common illness of infants and children. It is characterized by fever, sores in the mouth, and a rash with blisters. HFMD begins with a mild fever, poor appetite, malaise ("feeling sick"), and frequently a sore throat. One or 2 days after the fever begins, painful sores develop in the mouth. They begin as small red spots that blister and then often become ulcers. They are usually located on the tongue, gums, and inside of the cheeks. The skin rash develops over 1 to 2 days with flat or raised red spots, some with blisters. The rash does not itch, and it is usually located on the palms of the hands and soles of the feet. It may also appear on the buttocks. A person with HFMD may have only the rash or the mouth ulcers.

From CDC.com

This is the second time for my 3 yr old. F-n daycare!!!!

Sorry about the secret self sayiing bad words.....it felt goooooood!