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Shared on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 08:47

Thank god I bought into the whole 401K bullshit when they started it up at my place of employment years ago. I have stored up almost as much money in my 401K as I would have if I took a one dollar bill and shoved it up my ass each paycheck. Plus it would be a hell of a lot safer.

 

Holy shit. I have lost so much damn money in that motherfucker. What a fucking scam. ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Comments

corbin_dallas's picture
Submitted by corbin_dallas on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 16:14
Makes me feel better about cashing my 401's out when switching jobs. That 10% penalty aint looking so bad anymore.
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 08:52
catz be shoppin
RivalJJH's picture
Submitted by RivalJJH on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 09:00
If they be shoppin, it's at the thrift store now.
GroovyElm's picture
Submitted by GroovyElm on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 09:03
I haven't even looked at mine. I think i have 4 401K's I need to consolidate. Remember though, it's a good time to buy, unless we decide to go to socialism, in which case we're all hosed anyways.
GroovyElm's picture
Submitted by GroovyElm on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 09:03
Three spotted owls were killed in the writing of the above comment.
KittenMag's picture
Submitted by KittenMag on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 09:06
I haven't looked at my 401K account in months. Last year I decreased the amt going in to $50... my company matches so $100 goes in every month. lol.. I know, I know I'm gonna be rollin in dough when I retire I put my money where it counts... like Amazon or Overstock
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 09:08
"I put my money where it counts... like Amazon or Overstock" ROFL
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Tue, 02/24/2009 - 09:54
Make sure you're sitting down when you decide to look at it. I lost 30% of that cocksucker last year.

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