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I always get a kick out the fact that my drunken, confused, foul-mouthed blogs get such good ratings. I'll make sure to keep them coming for entertainment value. I know you guys have no reason to believe this but I laugh my ass off while I write those things. Anytime I write a solid paragraph consisting of nothing but swear words you can expect at least partial tongue-in-cheekness.

Last night I went out with my girlfriend and her friends. They were a bit surprised I wasn't drinking, I said that it was because I had WAY too much the night before. Then there was a split second of hesitation when I realized I was going to have to explain that I like to get hammered while I sit at home playing video games. It just doesn't sound nearly as fun when I have to explain it as when I do it.

PS I just want to re-iterate, I was only stuck because I was a dumbass.  When I sobered up I discovered that the game actually EXPLAINS exactly what you have to do to pass that part. I'm not even joking, the lady on the radio spells the steps out for you. Army of Two is a fantastic game.  I really hope i didn't turn anyone off from playing it because it's been a lot of fun. I highly recommend the game.