Flagstaff

This weekend I went up to my company's cabin near Flagstaff. There was snowmobiling and drinking and direct TV fun. Saturday night, the ladies wanted to go up to the lodge to pick up some supplies and hang at the bar a bit, so me and my buddy Adam ended up staying in the cabin and watching a freaking awesome show called Three Sheets. This was my first experience playing the Three Sheets drinking game, and let me tell ya--it may not seem like 'Make someone else drink every time you are the first to see a monkey' would happen very often, but we discovered in the Costa Rica episode--there are a boatload of monkeys on the show.

Anyway--before the girls left, and before Three Sheets, they wanted to watch a movie on HBO called 'Black Christmas'. So we all started watching it, then they left. The show is incredibly violent but more importantly, shitty and stupid. Horrible, just one of the most pathetic slasher films I'd ever seen. Of course Adam and I watched the whole freaking shitty thing and drank.

So after that we watched Three Sheets and got more hammered. Then the girls came home, Black Fucking Christmas comes back on TV and the girls want to watch it. We told them we'd only watch it if we could play a drinking game while we watched it. Having just seen it, we crafted the perfect game:

1) Drink when someone says 'Billy' or 'Agnes'.

2) Drink when there is some type of shot that focuses on an eye. This can be a disembodied eye, an eye peeking through a hole, an extreme closeup of an eye, anything like that.

3) Being a slasher flick, drink when anyone dies.

That's it. By the end we were fucked up. If ever perchance you are forced to watch this horrible contrived piece of shit film, i would suggest this game as a way to make it more interesting.

I forgot to mention--in reference to my last blog, yes Dave.  Gonzo still has that unholy lust for chickens and it's still just as disturbing as it ever was.