Homicide

MikeTheKnife

Shared on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:05

I just wanted to make sure everyone knew they decided Michael Jackson's death was a homicide, in case you are an alien in a spaceship on the far side of the sun or you cannot see or hear.  In which case I will broadcast this message directly to your mind using telepathy because everyone in the fucking known universe needs to know about this.  Apparently it is the most important fucking knowledge in the history of everything and every sentence you speak today should begin with the words 'Michael Jackson' or 'propohumpnol' or whatever the fuck that shit was. 

 

If there was a way to attach a virus to the word 'Michael Jackson' so every news person who spoke the word or every web designer who typed it immediately came down with syphilis, I'm just saying I wouldn't really be sad about that.

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OrzoKhan's picture
Submitted by OrzoKhan on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:14
I've been over MJ since 3rd grade. Who cares? I hate to say it but you get what you deserve. God only gives you so long to change. And LEGO Rockband Rules! http://xboxmovies.teamxbox.com/xbox-360/10020/LEGO-Rock-Band-Demolition-...
Big0ne's picture
Submitted by Big0ne on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:38
+1
GroovyElm's picture
Submitted by GroovyElm on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:38
Michael Jackson is dead? What the fuck? When did this happen and how did it not get press?
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:50
He's not Dead, he moved in with Heath Ledger in that condo he rents from Elvis and Sinatra!!
H2Daddy's picture
Submitted by H2Daddy on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:01
Michael Jackson died of syphillis?
GroovyElm's picture
Submitted by GroovyElm on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 12:32
You tricky bastard, changing your avatar thinking we wouldn't find you.
Onesimos's picture
Submitted by Onesimos on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 18:10
Didn't he play wide receiver?

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