MikeTheKnife
Shared on Tue, 08/25/2009 - 11:05I just wanted to make sure everyone knew they decided Michael Jackson's death was a homicide, in case you are an alien in a spaceship on the far side of the sun or you cannot see or hear. In which case I will broadcast this message directly to your mind using telepathy because everyone in the fucking known universe needs to know about this. Apparently it is the most important fucking knowledge in the history of everything and every sentence you speak today should begin with the words 'Michael Jackson' or 'propohumpnol' or whatever the fuck that shit was.
If there was a way to attach a virus to the word 'Michael Jackson' so every news person who spoke the word or every web designer who typed it immediately came down with syphilis, I'm just saying I wouldn't really be sad about that.
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