Lollipop

MikeTheKnife

Shared on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 11:23

Does anyone else get furious when they see this commercial? WHAT THE FUCK??? Who are they trying to appeal to--people who think laptops are made in a giant candy factory by ELEPHANT FEET AND FLYING ROBOTS????

The three-year olds to whom this commercial would appeal cannot buy their own damn computers. At least I think not--is that even legal? And then the damned song gets stuck in my head for about 3 hours afterward. And why the fuck do they even have human employees? They just stand there with their hands in their pockets and sing? There's not even a button or a lever for these guys to pull. They show up to work, put on their fucking hard hats and sing.

I can't even imagine a universe where this kind of thing could happen. The fucking Care Bears would run these retards out of town. Especially when they tried to fire up one of these 'laptops' and found out it was made of some fucking paint that got cracked out of an egg or a flying paint cube that got diced by a tennis racket.

 

Hooooooly fucking shit. I HATE this commercial.

 

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ijH3cRJ1BY[/youtube]

 

edit: I'm so angry I forgot how the hell to embed youtube videos in my blog. Now I'm even angrier.

Comments

millfire517's picture
Submitted by millfire517 on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 12:20
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU that song should be wiped from everywhere
FadeIntoBlack's picture
Submitted by FadeIntoBlack on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 16:38
I LOL'ed.
Sagitarian's picture
Submitted by Sagitarian on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 11:40
Well it's back to school time so they're appealing to kids, especially the female students who like color variation in a laptop. Not a fan of the song either, but the ROI on the commercial was probably pretty good.
Jmarps's picture
Submitted by Jmarps on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 11:49
uh...maybe there are other things you should be devoting your considerable passion towards...just a thought...
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 11:50
Like what? I basically hate everything and I enjoy it.
H2Daddy's picture
Submitted by H2Daddy on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 12:01
Maybe you could get one of those elephants in the commercial to embed the video for you.
sicrik's picture
Submitted by sicrik on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 15:31
I want you to sing along with the song, and during the little break, put your finger in your mouth and make the popping sound.........you cant be mad after doing that!!!!
Onesimos's picture
Submitted by Onesimos on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 16:20
Sadly this seems much to contrived and sober. Under-use of the f-bomb. Too much logic. Not enough spelling errors. All in all, I believe you can do better with a rant. 4/10

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