Lunch Truck

MikeTheKnife

Shared on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 11:37

The food truck that comes to our plant at break and lunchtime is owned by a company named 'Ralph's'.  I don't know if the owner has an awesome sense of humor or he's just completely oblivious to slang but it's awesome.

I also want to lay down some rules for my blog since it's such a hot topic these days.  Here we go: I'll post whatever I want and you can comment whatever you want. Some possible blog topics and comment topics: swearing, sex, religion, politics, kids, no kids, comic books, the FAA, dirty hippies, the war in Iraq, what a damn great country the USA is, and dogs (f- cats). No one should be able to tell anyone else what to write in their blog, and no one should be able to tell anyone what to comment in their blog (personal attacks aside of course--which should bring in the higher-ups anyway). And if you don't like the comments, deleting your blog is definitely an acceptable response. People should either stop bitching about thumbs down or get the option for thumbs down taken out. Why the hell have it if we can't use it, and who gives a shit if you get thumbed down? I never used to thumb anyone down but I do it now just because people bitch so damn much about it.  Word to the wise--if you complain about thumbs down, I may do it to you just for principle. No one is above it.  Let shit slide--that's the secret to world peace.

Oh and if you are a dirty treehumping liberal I reserve the right to respond as a fatcat conservative moneygrubbing asshole. If you are a fatcat conservative moneygrubbing asshole, congratulations--you just made a friend!

Comments

Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 11:44
I give you a big thumb sideways.
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 11:47
Someone already thumbed me down and I just sunk into a deep dark depression. I don't know what to do if people don't like my blogs!
Torlacher's picture
Submitted by Torlacher on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 11:48
Amen, I still want to get drunk and shoot you. j/k
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 11:50
Torlacher you dirty rat, I haven't been online lately for drunken shooting. And I won't be on tonight--but you are definitely tops on the list for when it happens.
FallingMan's picture
Submitted by FallingMan on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 11:51
I agree with what you said. "(f-cats)!"
English_C6H6's picture
Submitted by English_C6H6 on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 11:52
Nice. Work. MTK. Have you heard that since the USA is awesome, the FAA decided dirty hippies and cats must ride in the luggage area while conservative money-grubbers and their dogs get first class seats?
H2Daddy's picture
Submitted by H2Daddy on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 11:59
Instead of thumbs, how about giving people the finger?
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 12:04
English--I am very glad to hear it. H2Daddy--that is probably the best idea I have ever heard in my entire life, I might say it's even better than the news I just heard about dirty hippies and cats riding in the luggage area!
GroovyElm's picture
Submitted by GroovyElm on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 12:07
My father in law once told me he used to throw rocks at hippies. Oh how I laughed.
DarthClem's picture
Submitted by DarthClem on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 12:52
I have a stinky thumb. You don't want to know where it's been.
M13a77's picture
Submitted by M13a77 on Fri, 09/07/2007 - 16:06
Ralph's rocks the clit. 2 thumbs up for him.
LocGaw's picture
Submitted by LocGaw on Sat, 09/08/2007 - 10:21
I hooked you up with a thumbs up MTK! Mostly because you say your a fat cat Conservative.

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