MNF!

MikeTheKnife

Shared on Mon, 10/16/2006 - 13:43
So yesterday up at the bar my buddy wins tickets to the Cardinals Monday Night Football game. Yes, we all know the Cards are going to get stomped by the Bears. But the stadium is cool. So anyway, I'm all pissed that he won them, so when I come into work I see about getting the company tickets for the game. Well it turns out I can get them but I don't have anyone to go with me. So I think I'll turn them down. How much does that suck? I guess that must be the reason people get married, so you have someone to go do shit with when it comes up.  Ah well, I'll still enjoy the game up at the bar. Plus up there I can play Pigskin Bingo and win myself a pint glass! Yes!

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rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Mon, 10/16/2006 - 14:18
dude fuck that, grab the fat waitress and go never turn down tickets like that
sjam613's picture
Submitted by sjam613 on Mon, 10/16/2006 - 14:34
NEVER turn down tickets my friend. I get to go to Eagles vs. Giants every year in NY and have a blast. And that is not the reason to get married. I wouldn't my wife near me at the game....lol
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Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Mon, 10/16/2006 - 15:13
Unfortunately no one can get off work early, and that's the only way to make it through downtown Phoenix in time for the game. Plus I don't have that fat chick's number anyway. So I'd be leaving work early to go to the game by myself, and I'd probably be late anyway. I'm just a lazy ass.
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Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Mon, 10/16/2006 - 23:10
Dammit. I guess I'm glad I didn't go. Screw the bears.

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