Netflix

Netflix is cool, but it also sucks. I end up watching a bunch of crappy shit that I would never normally watch.  Case in point, I just watched 'Saw 6'.  I am pretty sure the new gimmick with that movie is, you think you are watching people being tortured but actually YOU are the unlucky tortuee!  My god man. There's been 5 movies before this and it seems they pretty much expect you to remember the name of every character from every movie. They start throwing out names, 'Remember what happened to Schwartz? But really we suspected Anderson.' And I'm like, WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?

The best part is then me and the wife try and reason it out. "I think it was the doctor in the second movie, you know with the wife who got her head blown off." "No, that was in the fourth movie and it was the kid of the lawyer who was stuck in the giant box" "No, that was in the third movie where they ripped that lady's torso open but never gave her a fair shot to survive."

It's fucking ridiculous. You need a time line just to follow the shitty ass plot. Not to mention the fact that the guy died like three movies ago and yet somehow his plans are still coming to fruition flawlessly.   The best part is when they realize something will make no damn sense without some backstory, so they cobble together a 3-second montage of random shit that flies by so fast, you have no fucking clue who was in it or what the fuck they did and why they relate to the current situation.  It doesn't matter anyway because they intentionally caused you to have a seizure with the flashing fucking lights whizzing around your head.  And the best part, they set it up for another sequel! I haven't understood a damn thing since the second movie and these fucks plan on pumping out more of them! Hooray!